'It might be time to download Hinge again': 25 Hinge messages fails to make you feel better about your love life

Advertisement
  • 01
    When your online dating career starts and ends on the same day > 99 It's Natalie from hinge :) Today 4:27 PM .....you've got the wrong number
  • 02
    The World Cup is doing things for the dating pool that I cannot explain 25 5'8" Brooklyn Ẹ Yes Q Long-term relationship In town for the World Cup, my return ticket is negotiable
  • 03
    Terrible news, I'm only here visiting home for the week But really good news, I only need like 45 minutes What are we going to do with the other 43 min? Send a message Sent
  • 04
    I appreciate the honesty Gabby: Any chance we could reschedule? I'm just really overstimulated right now Gabby: now now And deep voice* you wouldn't like me when I'm overstimulated
  • 05
    How to lock in a second Hinge date My dog has been waiting by the door since you left Read 7:30 PM
  • 06
    contemplating a hinge redownload like a dog wanting to check if the electric fence still works just one last time
  • 07
    MESSAGES Jackson Hinge now I had a great time yesterday. Just a heads up that I'm going to be busy with family stuff the next few days so might take longer to respond. I'm 100% interested in a second date.
  • 08
    Sun 1. Mar 10:58 I now what I want But not everyone deserves it Today 21:32 So tell me, why you? Why me what? Sent
  • 09
    wear your favourite heels I take you to my favourite place Sat 7. Feb 10:32 how about we turn today into a mystery date... just wear your favourite heels I'm already taken today :) enjoy then we book our calendar for tomorrow at 7, the rest is a surprise Tue 17. Feb 12:58 are you still alive? Sent
  • 10
    Today 11:42 am Thanks for dinner last night. I don't think this is going to work out though. All you talked about was the Roos and this year's season and how you have to be at every game because the team needs you. And buying tickets on your phone during dinner was really weird. Wasn't gonna invite you anyway
  • 11
    i said i wasn't gonna make fun of anything from hinge anymore but be serious you wum w SU LU some Celtics games in the fall Jimmy Butler TO SCORE 25+ POINTS Jalen Brunson TO SCORE 25+ POINTS Bam Adebayo TO RECORD 6+ REBOUNDS Mitchell Robinson TO RECORD 8+ REBOUNDS Jimmy Butler TO RECORD 8+ REBOUNDS Gabe Vincent TO RECORD 4+ ASSISTS Jalen Brunson TO RECORD 6+ ASSISTS $15.00 TOTAL WAGER $2,633.30 WON ON FANDUEL
  • 12
    T Tiffany > Wanna meet up a sports bar and watch baseball? I'm gonna be honest, I really like you But if I'm gonna pretend I care about sports, it's gotta be love >
  • 13
    I was going to ask for a second anyway! < N Nicole (hinge) > Hi! I think you left your hair clip in my car Yeah.. I left it on purpose to guarantee a second date
  • 14
    The universe is trying to figure out if I learned my lesson yet Brian) now B Just because I'm not looking for a relationship doesn't mean we can't get drinks H Nico: 1m ago I am definitely looking for something serious
  • 15
    I accidentally hit a really specific nerve H Sasha: love I love rollerblading outside! Sasha: But not roller skating Sasha: Never roller skating now now now
  • 16
    Ngl he has my attention now < D Daniel Hinge > I write short stories for fun Can I read one? You let me take you on a second date and we fall in love. The End.
  • 17
    She's right and she should say it H Amanda: I will never wake up early for a sunrise now Amanda: now Not when I can see the same thing in reverse at a decent hour
  • 18
    i don't think i'm good at hinge Trying to guess your music taste rn but I can't Thu, Nov 7 12:29 PM twenty one pilots Sent going to become religious just sol can pray that that's a joke
  • 19
    hello hey Hey Can u say hey instead Pls Today 6:21PM Come on Broj say it Hey is for horses ru mad at me Delivered
  • 20
    Find someone you can be silly with > M David Hinge > Let's pretend it's our anniversary and confuse the waiter with our elaborate backstory You're a genius Read 2:48 PM
  • 21
    D Evan Hinge > Delete "Hinge"? Deleting this app will also delete its data. ☑ Cancel It's time Delete You're so sweet Read 2:55 PM
  • 22
    Tell me more About what you do Like time wise how do you spend it makes sense i meant kaam wise Chips khaati hoon
  • 23
    thatericalper ❤2d Im alright The bird do u have peacock (1) Read 4:37 PM ? I could get one THE STREAMING PLATFORM? Delivered 14.4K Q102 229 224 thisone Overhere ⚫ 11h "I could get one" is an all-time banger of a vibe check, I've never had anyone be that into me
  • 24
    1 B Blond Chick From Bar 7.9/10 > Today 11:23 AM You have a serious gambling problem & drink way too much FunnyDegenerate I don't think we should talk anymore not reading that essay Read 11:24 AM
  • 25
    i have a guy in my dms that periodically checks in to see if im still in a relationship 5:22 PM Occasional relationship check New Messages soul crushing per usual ty locked in

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article